Autistic Individual
You mother fucker
That’s Oedipus. Different guy.
Tedipus
As a probably not autistic person, email is one area where warmth is not wanted. Just get to the point, I have a dozen more to get through. And that’s precisely why you shouldn’t use AI to write email, AI rambles, I want 1-2 sentences, short phrases are fine.
At my job, Email is either:
- Jira notifications
- Long ramblings about some project or fire that happened
All other communication is through our chat (zulip, like Slack) or video calls.
I remember dealing with short emails back in the day. But id flip out these days.
Yup, pretty much the same. If we do get email, they’re usually pretty short, or they’re corporate nonsense.
Seriously. I want highly detailed, equally highly concise emails. Send me an email with the topic in the subject and only relevant bullet points in the body and I’ll love the hell out of you.
Sent from Proton Mail mobile 😭😭😭
Does that confirm it?
As a Proton user? Definitely.
beyond any doubt
I just see two autistics attempting to communicate by email.
For the last time, my name is Al
Will you be my bodyguard?
I can be your long lost Pal.
I can call you Betty
PAI
I can call you Betty And Betty, when you call me. You can call me AI
ALAN! ALAN!
I would reply, “If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. See you on fucking Friday.”
Oh shit, that sounds way more fun than casual Friday
It’s great but then you have to mop the floors.
Someone, in a mail including my boss and other managers, complained that my replies were too short
To which I replied
‘They are as long as they need to be.’
So she went ‘A little warmth would help communication greatly’ or some other bullshit.
So I added automatic top and bottom text to my emails and for the past idk 10 years or so, all my emails start with ‘Hi,’ and end with ‘Cordially.’
You really cannot blame them. Especially when Universities partner with OpenAI and cut off all ways to contact advisors aside from text and email right before admissions.
Should’ve just said “Ain’t AI. I just dgaf”
It’s work email not a love letter.
If only their next meeting had been on a Tuesday, that would have been the perfect plausibly deniable “fuck you” to end the reply with 😄
It’s not Ai. I’m just dead inside.
See you next Friday.
Why aren’t you helping the tortoise?
Never trust a tortoise. Horny bastards.
I don’t get the entitlement. I’d need to see the context for the first message but who cares if a robot penned the message?
Even in annoying circumstances, like if it seems you’ve been auto-rejected by a bot, you can frame it better than “I demand to see your
managerhuman.”Edit: on review, it’s less “entitlement”, more “smarmy”. Equally annoying.
See you next Friday
Shoulda said Tuesday
K, I have an Excel sheet that helps me with epitaphs, I’ll update it to use next Tuesday if that’s the normal
See you next 1727813501
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