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Copious amounts of alcohol and cocaine.
Copious amounts of alcohol and cocaine.
Thanks! I’ll take your word for it 😁
You’re being awfully condescending for someone who’s both naïve enough to consider the halfassery and broken promises of your typical “moderate” Democrat “have already been trying” and inconsiderate enough to want to change the system by coordinated inconveniencing of some of the already most harassed people.
Desert island or not, your “solution” makes it WORSE without accomplishing anything positive in return.
Yes. The solution to your bad idea is to not implement it.
The solution to servers currently relying on tips is to raise their guaranteed wage to a living wage.
The solution for multi billion businesses soliciting tips for using a machine that replaced a worker? Burn it all to the ground.
I’d look for it, but I wouldn’t be able to escape the gravitational pull of that site for several days…
“I won’t vote for Biden because Israel refuses to sign a ceasefire” bullshit
Fun fact: support in the form of weapons and political cover from the governments of the UK, Germany, and ESPECIALLY the US is why the fascist apartheid regime hasn’t been FORCED to stop the genocide several months ago.
He knows this and even though the majority of his prospective voters are IMPLORING him to stop participating in a genocide in their name, even though he KNOWS that it’s likely to cost him the election and even though he KNOWS that it’s likely to be the last one ever if he does lose, he still refuses.
He’s putting his Zionist ideology and his stubborn inability to admit fault ahead of not just Gazan lives, but also the survival of American democracy and the universality of international law.
Even KAMALA would be a better choice than someone so completely out of touch with and devoid of respect for the ideals and institutions he’s supposed to be protecting.
Still better than Trump, though, so we just have to keep pretending that the old war criminal is perfect, lest the Blue No Matter Who apparatchiks lob spurious allegations of fascist loyalties at us 😮💨🤦
Pretty sure that these ones prefer the memes of reproduction tbh…
USSC? Union of Soviet Socialist Catboys?
Perhaps another user would like to reply to Viking with something like “presumably nothing, gimme that fat dick!”
If I had a dollar for every time people have said those exact words to me…I’d obviously still be broke.
The unofficial motto of Alabama is “thank God for Mississippi” because in most statistics Mississippi is the only thing keeping Alabama from being at the bottom with regards to anything positive and at the top with regards to anything negative 😄
That’s what I said to the guy sprinting headlong towards Victoria Falls!
I’ve said it hundreds of times before and I’ll say it again: Mississippi is the worst state.
It isn’t in the (inter)national news for being awful as much as Florida and Texas, but that’s because those are rich “Hollywood Awful” states.
Mississippi is more of a destitute “1970s village in a swamp governed by the most racist and corrupt ogres ever” kind of awful.
You’ve put the concept Horny Airbud into my brain and I would like to return it, please.
Bigger than five!
Smaller than seven, though 🤷
That’s probably fair. In my defense, though, American stupidity tends to be more well-documented, at least in English 🤷
Presumably not much, unless you’re Rhea Durham 🤷
Stupid american politicians aside
…that’s like 60% of the headlines in the world that fit this community hand waved away… 80% if you only count the ones in English.
It’s like going to a baker and complaining that there’s too many flour-based products…
Truer words were never spoken 😮💨