Cuz they’re overweight and prolly not wealthy?

I hope she (out of anger) autofilled “the worst thing I can think of“ as an attempt to match for “one of the worst things I can think of happening to me”.

A desire for extrajudicial revenge is something I’d expect from really immature people. (In contexts uncommon for me, perhaps I’d expect it from those who’ve been wronged by the justice system, or for those whom the system doesn’t seem to play a productive role in their environment.)

Wonder if there’s a test of sorts that could reveal more here - if someone insults her, would she expect him to “defend her honor” at risk the personal safety of them both?

Although I’m probably your average lefty who has never worn any of those three, that sounds a little “judge a book by its cover“ 🤨

Does a born-and-raised Texan walking into a rodeo get a pass?

Oof

Only 114 million words of spec!

Good thing all the software I install comes with WeatherBug

I was SO glad to find a relatively small cabbage

<3

So Truthed

Ahaha

Your second point must’ve been a common one. I screenshotted the newer editable version, so you can remove the pets and the arsenic or whatnot and add the handle of vodka etc.

Such such a great show

Compile a few of these and what would the caption be?

That’s not a bad idea!

For personal use,

[voice assistant] add X to groceries

is quite convenient, but might try the printed version.

Why does the queen hair helmet kind of look like Jar Jar?

LOL who’s that

I’ve been kedging for hours and I still don’t think I’m close

Imagine actually moving like this. “Here little ship, take our anchor, we can move another 100 meters and only have to repeat a million times”

‘i want to destroy my own planet’ conclusions

Amazing, isn’t it?

I know the carbon credit industry is highly problematic, but simply reducing emissions?

The most memorable line from The King and Isle