MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago“Don’t worry honey, I got this”lemmy.todayimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1752arrow-down175
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minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down5·3 days agoCompile a few of these and what would the caption be?
minus-square5oap10116@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down2·edit-23 days agoAt the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants
minus-squarepancakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·3 days agoTrump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever
minus-squareDonkter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoMe remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.
minus-squareMamboGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days ago“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”
Compile a few of these and what would the caption be?
At the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants
Trump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever
That’s because he wears a diaper
Me remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.
“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”