I’ve been told I’m annoying and need to shut up as long as I can remember. Probably since I started talking.

Was about to ask for a different state lol

About as well as I suspected. Slow but going.

Go chug some simple syrup straight and get back to me on that one, LOL. It’s not bad to put a smear on your cheek or tongue or to sip on I guess but to drink the amount you would need to for a gtt is… a LOT.

Tbh the flavor of those things is a big problem, they’re hard to choke down and a glucose tolerance test requires drinking it on an empty stomach, and if you puke you have to stop and come back another day after fasting again. Looks like that’s the orange flavor which is better than the grape but imo they’re all nasty in the end. A more palatable mixture might be nice.

Grey’s anatomy be like

I had my last green tea waaaaay too late into my shift overnight wish me luck crawling into bed right now.

I feel like the fact that this topic is being debated between two men is it’s own statement. Although I suppose the people it has to be debated to aren’t likely to listen to a woman anyway.

I actually lost a toy as a kid that never was found. Reading that story at like 10 years old practically gave me flashbacks. I was like ten years into adulthood when I realized I could buy another one. Not the same really but I have it still.

Iirc correctly in one of the John Dies at the End books the mc speculates that the puritans are getting high off their feelings of superiority.

In my crash course to new psych techs about addiction I list off all the common legal addictions which goes something like this:

• Caffeine
• Nicotine
• Alcohol
• Gambling
• Pornography
• Social Media
• Binge Eating
• Non-suicidal self-injury
• And depending on the location, Marijuana

I tell them that mine is caffeine and my partner’s is nicotine, then we talk about motivational interviewing and then I move on to dementia.

Oh yeah I was thinking about adding head bumps but forgot / wasn’t sure where to add it.

If it’s new shortness of breath or chest pain , particularly the crushing variety that feels like something is sitting on you, do not pass go, do not collect money, straight to the ER. Same goes for sudden severe lower back or abdominal pain or sudden heavy bleeding out of your orifices (more than a super maxi-pad full every two hours if you’ve got that genital configuration). There’s a few other little things like a continuous erection more than 4 hours. Also you should learn the signs of a stroke (Google “stroke FAST”). If you’re not sure, look up the local ERs number (not 911) and ask for the “triage nurse” and ask them.

If it’s been going on / steadily getting worse for over a month it can (probably) wait one more week if that’s all it will take to see your primary care physician or see a specialist.

If it’s sudden but you know exactly what you did like if you pulled a muscle or sprained a joint at work or cut or burned your arm while cooking (I specify arm, if you cut or burn your hand, face, or foot, measure how big it is and call that triage nurse, and if it’s your genitals just go to the ER) or if you forgot to pee after sex or did it with somebody sketchy and now it hurts to pee, go to the urgent care. Or if your petri dish of a preschooler brought home something and you’re not sure if it’s strep but you almost definitely need a note for work. Or if you have an old cut but now it’s looking puffy and oozing weird liquids (but it’s still localized to that one little area, you don’t have a fever or anything). If you can look at it and already have a general laymans idea of what they’re gonna do to it, go to the urgent care.

smh, d6. basic.

Shoutout to CritiqueMyDickPic for trying to encourage some artistry in the “male nudes” genre (only the A rated photos are filtered for in that link).

This guy summarizes ^

There are actually numeric codes to the Walmart prices iirc. It’s not white supremacist nonsense or anything inherently political though. It was Something like ending in 66 cents means that’s the last price cut vs 88 means there’s like 1 or 2 more planned discounts or something.

I got enough upvotes that I think most people understood. I’m sorry you struggled with it.

Fun fact: Albert Einstein was a hoe

That’s also why I’m being so active in this comments section; I don’t want people reading about compassionate euthenasia thinking “wait isn’t that how they torture people to death?” because it’s not unless you’re basically trying to use it that way. I’ve actually been briefly trained on what to do in an inert gas leak in some of the radiology safety modules for work because some of the imaging machinery uses inert gas and they literally tell you it’s super easy to accidentally die that way because by the time you’ve even noticed you’re almost dead.