You became the dud.
You became the dud.
Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.
To give to trick or treaters.
I like how whoever made this didn’t bother to put IE on the first door.
Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.
What can I say, I’m gay for Moleman.
If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…
Possibly multiple couches
There’s something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can’t be beat.
Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.
Presumably on a toilet.
Michael B. Jordan in shambles.
Did she think it was a fresh batch of America balls?
I’m pretty sure you have a better chance winning the lottery.
I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn’t accepted, but I don’t believe in like rules, man.
It’s better than Beat the Kids. The government frowns down on that.