I can’t go to sleep if I don’t set an alarm, due to worrying about oversleeping lol

Yeah, after being cramped up it’s nice to stretch out a bit and SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE phrases this nicely.

It’s hilarious to me, that “safety first” is written second

I mean, he looks strong, but look how hard he’s having to work to hold up his phone… I can do that with one hand while on the loo and barely even have to flex!

We can easily stop having children then

I knew before looking, that this would be the first comment on this picture 😂

Did Semele just… Show up one day?

I conflated conflagration with conflation 🤦‍♂️

Aaah thank you, I reread the original post trying to find a point related to a ladder and eventually decided I just didn’t understand what the “ladder point” was referring to, but now I understand them!

Languages are fun :)

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I was essentially certain that this meant: “their face when”

I’m almost certain this is pine, the grain lines are very spaced apart, suggesting it was grown very rapidly too, so probably not a very old table.

Or to quote Terry Pratchett:

Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day; set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

This feels to me like one of those optical illusions where the “wall” is in reality the floor.

I’m sorry to correct you, but it’s actually nipped in the bud. I’d hate for you to use that in public and get egg on your plate.

I know this is completely unrelated, but I think I’d actually find it impossible to get to 11:50 in the day with only 7 steps. That’s a one way trip to the toilet…

Haha, if someone remembers something that everyone else has forgotten is it really embarrassing… No one would believe him anyway!

“no, car go road” would be better in my opinion.

This is a great quote, I also like to say (especially in places like airports or government buildings):

It’s not a rat race, it’s a rat queue.

Ok, I can agree with this logic “it’s better to try than to give in” much more than “there’s always a solution”.

That to me still leaves some people starving of hunger due to a lack of money and an excess of bills. But I agree that even in that horrible situation it’s better to keep trying than give in.

I was worried the argument here was closer to “you’re in this terrible situation because you didn’t try enough” which I wholeheartedly disagree with.

I feel now that we’re in agreement though?