Energy drinks are counter intuitive.
This argument is ignoring that energy drinks a. have the same caffeine (usually more) than the coffee you offer as an alternative, b. don’t generally use sugar as a marketing term promising energy, and rather c. tend to offer sugar free alternatives to come across as healthier
This reads like someone in the comments of an Onion article mad that someone would spread false information.
It’s a joke, g. Throw some dice and make up some bullshit RAW of your own, it’s fun.