This is the shit you feel when you’re high
This is the shit you feel when you’re high
HURRY! HURRY HAAAARRRRRRRD!
My curling peeps will know what I’m talking about.
I just love this. They all legitimately look so happy.
I wonder if they’re a publicly traded company. Given the choice between this company trying to compete in the marketplace against Apple versus a guaranteed revenue stream from licensing and royalty fees (and likely a lucrative one at that), I’m pretty sure I know which the shareholders would pick. If this company ends up doing the former and going under, I can just smell the shareholder lawsuit that would ensue.
This is super wholesome and I am here for it.
At least the NYT came up with an accurate headline this time.
The Wang Gang strikes again!
I actually really like that desktop background.
Very disappointing not to see an #if 0 (my personal go-to for decades) in this meme. 😞
The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.
I am also interested in the answer to this and which service the author is using.
No way these motherfuckers are uncircumcised.
Quick, someone should ask President Dukakis how he felt about the polls, putting him 15 points up on George H.W. Bush in the summer of '88.
If you think about it, every image we see on the internet could potentially have a Subway behind it.
You mean like a politician should do?
Emily Elizabeth’s mom (looking at bank statement): Jesus Christ, that dog is eating us out of house and home! We just can’t afford to feed him any more!
Emily Elizabeth’s dad: I have an idea…
It sounds like what you are looking for is a form of an object request broker. Provide the name of a class as a string (or, if the set of desired objects is more constrained, an integer or enum or something similar) and then build an instance based on that key. Generally, all these objects typically inherit from some base class like Object so that the broker can return an Object* and the client can dynamic cast it down to the actual thing. I’ve used a pattern like this in the past that worked pretty well using macro magic to enable classes eligible to be instantiated through the broker (register the key and the class name with the broker). This was pre-C++03, so doubtless there are cleaner and more modern ways to implement such a thing these days.