Oh Jesus Christ if I have to ever see someone’s fireworks pics ever again please use this pillow to suffocate me. Also individuals’ moon shots. Just please no.
I thought so too. Until I saw Bloomberg try.
Well I was raised in a world where at least a few public school teachers and grownups said, inter alia, that:
Those war criminals in DC in later Bush administrations were so appalling and demoralizing that it’s hard to remember they’re able to be right about any single thing.
Wow that Donald Trump guy is starting to look attractive for the first time in human history.
I never have a pithy way to correct people who mention survival of the fittest.
It is, in fact, only survival of the fit enough.
This is the only Reddit tradition that has no name. But we used to celebrate it at least once every three months, if I can recall correctly.
cleverly also called “dogfooding”
Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.
Unambiguous pedantry suffices
When I don’t, I act like I do, and the rest takes care of itself. Plus more friends plus more actual confidence.
It takes a village. Don’t kinkshame. Do nazishame. Do wealthhordeshame.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
I’m partial to The 5.6.7.8’s, myself
Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.
Their drag name?
Rachel Tensions