The BBC have long since forgotten the universally important, and ever relevant, Rule 1:
Don’t fuck the kids
Normally I’d whole heartedly agree, but to be accused of anything even close to CSAM means he is likely one of:
Guess we’ll all find out soon enough.
Oh ffs is anybody on TV not a paedo?!
When I make my own pizza I use the spare sauce as a dip. Bit of olive oil and fresh basil over the whole thing makes the crust pretty much as nice as the rest.
Also for the stuffed I think you have to do more of a burrito roll type thing so that the edge is trapped by the weight of the stuffing.