This, but I’m spreading it on 3 day old bread for some flavour.
This, but I’m spreading it on 3 day old bread for some flavour.
For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.
Why? Why would they even notice? It’s not like the rope is made of metal.
I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.
A guy I knew flew Ryanair to go climbing. He wore his rope as a belt.
Imagine visiting JD in his home, and he’s like, “I’ll be ready in a moment, go sit on the couch” and You have to tell him, in the least awkward voice as You can “it’s fine, I’ll stand”.
Imagine a candidate spilling bullshit like “Haitian immigrants are eating the dogs”. That would be hilarious.
Isn’t it standard knowledge? You unroll the tube trying to separate the layers as thinly as possible, then you crumple them as much as possible so they are less harsh and use them as normal.
You cannot lose something you never had.
Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.
Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?
Ever watched Bladerunner?
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
The person who wrote this has not met many married people. I don’t think they ever had a best friend either.
I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.
Don’t You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I’m looking forward to in life. And I’m 37, so I’ll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.
I already did. Would not recommend.
When they announce a self driving Plymouth Fury, I’m out.