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A little bit of shit is good for your immune system. I’m microdosing on feces to stay strong and healthy.
…and not checking if you need to use the brush? I would be divorced in a heartbeat. Or do you advise closing, flushing, and opening again to check if you have tainted the bottom of the toilet bowl?
I frequently dream about having an upcoming quantum physics exam which I have not studied for. It’s 12 years since I handed in my master’s thesis and got my engineering degree.
Am I normal?
Yeah, let’s call it a self defence cable instead. Like a corded taser.
Nah, industrial communication protocols in the IT industry uses lots of master/slave terminology. E.g. Modbus and Profibus DP comes to mind.
That’s really clever, I’m stealing that.
When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
That cheese sounds interesting, where would I find it?
Makes sense. Wanting to sleep is basically choosing unconsciousness over consciousness. Even when tired I’d rather be conscious.
The majority of users are either a communist or almost a communist.
I was 97% communist at the last measurement. I think I will get the final 3% any day now, God willing.
a human produces 1.35 deaths per 100M miles driven
My car has been driven around 100k miles by a human, i.e. it has produced 0.00135 deaths. Is that like a third of a pinky toe?
Most.
(Also a made up statistic)