In a Palpatine voice: “Spicy beef”
“Have you ever thought ‘I’m kinda hungry, but not hungry enough to eat a whole potato’?”
“I don’t like the wanking corner”

Absolutely. We just try not to put the idiots in front of cameras and the world stage. Then we got distracted by Doctor Who and Piers Morgan slipped out.

It’s where he belongs.

Adventure is Nigh (a D&D actual play starring Yahtzee) had both a prisoner and a guard called Jeremy in episode 1. It was pointed out, so roughly a quarter of the NPCs in season 1 were named Jeremy.

Nah, do what Adventure is Nigh did. The first NPC they met was Jeremy Goodsex, and when a guard yelled at another guard, he used the name Jeremy. He then argued that it’s a very common name, and lots of people are called Jeremy.

So for every NPC in season 1, about a quarter had the name Jeremy. It’s a very common name.

Don’t forget the Tease-dere! “Okay, so which of you touched the door handle again? …The door opens. No, there wasn’t a trap, I was just asking, haha.”

But it’s a specific he. It’s referring to a specific person.

And why is a generic pronoun male?

What does being a robot have to do with anything? He still has male pronouns.

“He’s”

So Gender is male? Interesting.

They said “design cues”, not “designs”. Research, don’t plagiarise.

Actually, a good number of dungeons have a room or two you can completely skip. These usually hold bonus loot, like rupees or pieces of heart.

Heck, that shrine in BotW with the ball maze apparatus. Most people just flip it over and skip the maze. Some even just bomb jump over the gate and skip the apparatus.

Instead, I recommend you just accept that you might work on something the players won’t see. Save that stuff for later.

Sorry, did that lorry driver seriously say Nigel Farage has charisma? The man who evokes a slug you step on in the rain without killing, but don’t feel bad enough to stop and apologise to? Just say you like that he’s racist and stop bullshitting.

…I didn’t notice which community it was… Forehead fully on desk. Well done.

What people? Why are you trying to make yourself plural? It is just you. You’re only defending yourself. And the only way you can think you defend yourself is to claim everyone else is doing what you’re doing, but you’re not.

It’s so ironic you call me hateful when you tell me to get fucked one sentence before, and it’s not the only time you’ve said “fuck you” this comment thread.

Yes, so all I have to go on is your hateful attitude, which is a deeply unattractive trait. And given the stream of vitriol that you gave upon someone doubting how much men want to bone you, I’m pretty confident in that.

Sorry, did you mean to reply to me? Because nothing you wrote had anything to do with what I said. I never went after anyone, and I never said anyone was good or bad. Morality and sexuality are entirely unrelated. All I did is doubt how popular you claim to be, given your attitude. Not sure why that’s causing so much hostility.

Not sure what I presumed. I called your statement bullshit, but also justified my point of view. Meanwhile, you presumed that being creeped out by someone thinking you’re attractive is normal.

Something tells me the wall would be a more productive conversation than you.

First of all, I’m gonna call bullshit on people hitting on you. Hateful attitudes aren’t attractive.

Second of all, if a gay person hits on me, I’d be surprised and flattered, and politely turn them down.

Third (and more comedically), as a straight man, I would try NOT to get the willies, because I am not attracted to willies.

Steve Irwin doesn’t have enough scimitars, and Drizzt speaks too softly.

Perhaps we could bring out the drow bard Hyuu Jakum’ann?