Pollockbot - 3000
Pollockbot - 3000
„So John… Listen. We‘re not enough revenue to pay you your regular salary. Either you cut off your d*ck, or we‘ll have to cut you off“
My girlfriends ass?
Isn‘t the Planet called Urectum now, to prevent childish jokes?
He‘s… beautiful 😍
Und leider cocain. Wer mal auf der wiesn war weiß wie viel in den bierzelten geschnürt wird ohne dass es jemanden stört
Taking karate lessons
Didn’t know that Kevin Hart also plays football! What a talented guy!
Yesn‘t
Where you don’t wanna wake up; Everything is fcked, everybody sucks; You don’t really know why, but you wanna justify rippin someone‘s head off; No human contact, and if you interact Your life is on contract! Your best bet is to stay away, motherfcker! It’s just one of those days!
Reminds me of that old southpark episode where Randy gets ball-cancer
More like upcycling. I love buttplugs.
If you want my chicken and you think it’s crispy, cmon baby let me know!
How about MEGASECONDS ?
Frederik X. wenn Frederik Mastodon. den Raum betritt 😳
And uber be like: Kenya… Stop doing this plz