There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌
There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌
My codebase doesn’t have features, I’ve been refactoring hello world for 25 years.
…And you’re a school bus driver for a Sunday school
Sometimes I open the elevator door using the little Jedi hand gesture and I’m 34.
I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.
It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.
It’s Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!
She fear on my mind killer till I remain
Cause I’m single and trying to pass this math test
Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.
Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting
It would’ve been funnier without the speech bubbles imo, but still great
No patient complaints were registered, so it couldn’t have been that bad either.
The skeleton is really horny and doesn’t have time for puns.
I stand by my decision.
Just keep imagining another tile until you can’t anymore.
Independent news outlet Astra said that the program features Russian-language dubbing of Carlson’s American shows and is not original content for Russian viewers
Saved you a click.
My manager must really like me 🥹
I love that they keep coming up with dumb slang cause there’s only so much mileage you can get out of the dumb slang you had growing up.