True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

The Simic Combine wants to know your location

“Uhh… Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

The thing is that most voters would be in favor of such a thing. Which is why those policies rarely find their way to polls. We don’t live in a direct democracy. We live in an oligarchy.

Edit: Talking about the US here.

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won’t work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

I think the fear is that the higher courts also don’t want death threats, so everyone and their mother is gonna keep trying to pass this around. Which is what Trump wants to happen until he can try to get re-elected in 2024 and then pardon himself.

As if THE PRESIDENT is NOT the HIGHEST officer the United States has.

I mean… You could try a tea shop! Usually have good pastries too

TIL: Guinness Book of World Records origin story is the same as a D&D campaign: started in a tavern.

YO! That’s so neat! My stove has a huge problem with overheating and I have to play close attention to it

I also had to do a double take

I mean… There’s that one species that entered its own stone age…

Bruh, I’m 21 and that’s my situation… God damnit

I’ll admit, because of my Christian upbringing, I have begun to wonder if this is Hell. Just enough hope for you to know that it could be better, but no memory of anything but this. There’s enough people not suffering (or at least pretending not to) to give hope, but no ability to ever change it. Isolation, pain, monotony, and just enough joy for most people to keep marching onward until they die, hoping that eventually it will get better.

Ye, Israel do be taking the Nestle stance.

Gods… This happens to me when I say I program in R.