I mean…you say “probably”, but that’s actually a direct quote. They legitimately said that, word for word.

Hey! Whoa! That’s a bit misleading, don’t you think?

He’s more of a shit buffet. A never ending supply of shit!

Let’s at least be accurate!

Found the guy buying Nestle products.

You slow blink. This is you telling the cat “I don’t see you as a threat. I feel comfortable around you.”

Or you could show them your belly. Tracy Morgan style. Just show your belly. It says to the cat “This is my most vunerable part of my body. And unlike you, I only have TWO nipples. Which means I am less vunerable then you! Six nipples is more weak points than two nipples! Now bow before me, god of the Egyptian roman times empire! I can crush you like a bug with my belly, which as we’re established is the most vunerable part of the body!”

And they slow blink back to you!!!

Oh! Oh you wanna go??? I’ll slow blink right back, bitch!!! I’ll have a slow blink war!!! We’ll see who’s not a threat!!! I even invade your privacy, and steal the poops you burried in that box!!! I’m taking them awwwaaayyyyy…

I mean…which flavor are the enemas?

Is it concerning that me reading your comment didn’t narrow it down WHICH comment you were replying to AT ALL for me? 100% of the time I need to click the context button to know whatevery anyone is talking about. My comments range from the politically divisive, to the absurdist satire, to stories of days gone by…and any story involving me is already going to be weird.

I miss myspace. But then I started thinking about it. If MySpace came back, 100% exactly as it was in 2006, I don’t think I could use it. Too many privacy concerns in the modern day.

So I DO miss MySpace, but I guess I also miss the innocence of 2006’s lack of privacy concerns too.

Not a god damned thing!

hits you in the head with a steel chair like in pro-wrestling

C’mon. Lemmy.World users aren’t aggressive!!! That’s a misconception!

throws salt in your eyes

juggles kittens

Meow meow meow meow meow meow <----- That’s the kittens meowing, because they’re having a such a good time, but it’s still kind of scary! But it’s October season! It’s spooky scary time!!!

People on reddit used to think I was lying about stuff I did in my youth, because nobody would do those things today. I absolutely did them. I wasn’t on drugs, most of the time, I’m just a weird person who stopped giving a FUUUUUUUCK about people in kindergarten when I gave Tim Caldwell a teenage mutant ninja turtles fruit pie…and he FUCKING THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!! I’m sorry, you do NOT throw a 1980s green ooze TMNT hostess fruit pie ON THE FUCKING GROUND when a fat kid gives you one! You treasure that shit, that he thought highly enough of you to give you one! It was at that moment I realized that other people do no matter. I’m the greatest human being alive, and I no longer need to worry about other people or the consequences of my actions.

So I threw my pants down, threw him to the ground, and sat on his face. Nothing sexual. I was 5. So was he. I was just humiliating him on the school yard, by shoving my butt in his face.

But on reddit, they would say things like “Pics or it didn’t happen!”. And I would reply “Let me get this straight…you want me to send you pictures of my bare ass when I was 5 years old? Even if those pictures existed, sending them, or even having them in my OWN possesion would be highly illegal!”

They didn’t think that through. But I’m not a troll. I’m just an idiot.

I tried fedia.io, but it’s mobile website design is pure ass. It’s nice on my tablet, where there’s more room for the design to breathe a bit…but smooshed together on the cell phone layout, nothing makes sense. I want to like it, but I’m only on my tablet like 20% of the time. Cell phone is my main use.

I’m not against eating ass, but it depends who’s ass it is.

First off, I’m only eating female ass. Secondly, she’s gotta be above 25 years old…and even that’s kinda young. Thirdly, she’s gotta shower well. I want that butthole to be CLEAN! And lastly, I gotta love her. I’m not just gonna go out on a first date at The Olive Garden, and then go home to her place and start eating ass! Hey, how’dya do? MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!!! No, I have to have a connection to her.

So I’m not “No Eat Ass”, but I’m not 100% pro “Eat Ass” either. But I guess you guys would just call me a centrist, and I’d get attacked from both sides for not being far enough on their side.

Hacker is probably funded by corporate book sellers who want IA shut down.

I see this shower thought every time a hurricane happens. I think we should name it something offensive, followed by a random series of letters and numbers. When you google those letters and numbers, you get taken to news stories about the corporations who’ve caused the most global warming, with names of CEOs, and everyone responsible.

So like Florida got hit with Hurricane ButtholeAids5FDD347 today.

Then you google ButtholeAids5FDD347 and get taken to stories about BP fracking, and how it’s affected the gulf of mexico.

What if I just use the webpage?

Literal last line of the post:

Same concept, different facists.

Literally the last line from the post:

Same concept, different facists.

It’s how it SHOULD work.

Like if I comment on someones picture on pixelfed, and someone replies to my comment, the notification should go to my inbox.

Then, if I post a video on peertube, and 5 people leave comments, those comments should go in my inbox.

And if 30 people leave replies to my Lemmy comments, I should have 30 comments in my inbox.

And that inbox? It should be one inbox. One account. If I see the notification for pixelfed, and I click the context button, my browser should take me to that pixelfed post. Then, if I click back, to the inbox again, and click context for the peertube comments, it should take me to that video.

That’s what I imagined when I first heard of the fediverse.

So you’re saying revolt is about to have a shitton of russian users, which means it’s about to become a pro-russian war hub. You know what they say about nazis. Allow one nazi into your bar, and he’ll invite his friends. Soon enough, your bar isn’t a bar with a few nazis in it. It’s become a nazi bar.

Same concept, different facists.