New modern remake of I dream of Genie, right here! Genie is a badass temptress this time, and it’s produced by HBO so they can have nudity.

…I have GOT to stop comkng up with dark but creative pilots for shows I want to watch but aren’t even being considered.

I mean…housing?

Nothing but upvotes for you.

I’m imagining you as this Nordic Viking, who’s 7’2, and made exclusively of muscles, and the closest thing to a shirt you wear are those straps across the chest to keep your sword on hour back. Like He-Man has.

And long Fabio hair. With bloodlust in your eyes…

…but you work in an office. With people you despise, but there are no more viking raids. So you have to put up with Kathy, telling you another boring story about her cats…or was it her kids? Oh, actually it might have been her dying grandmother. Whatever, you weren’t listening anyways. Too busy imagining using your sword to cut her spine out, and twist it in a knott.

But alas. You’re just here to make photocopies of…wait, is this a blank piece of paper??? Have you been making 500 copies of NOTHING for the past 4 minutes??? But wait…then who has the picture of your butt???

My god, is Kathy STILL talking???

:O

Don’t you want some FREEDOM FRIES???

Pretty sure you can personally defederate. That’s what I’ve been told, anyways.

I haven’t tried, since I’ve yet to find a community that offends me. I want to find an instance that refuses to defederate from anyone. I want to see ALL of Lemmy.

Have you ever seen Statler and Waldorf? Some people enjoy disliking things.

No, $60 switch app. The phone app (if you don’t want to pay for the dedicated peripheral version) would be whatever your current camera app is.

Oh no! A community that isn’t political, or news, or linux, or technology!!!

Heavens to Betsie!

It baffles me that Walmart sells Arctic Breeze in Ohio.

Dehumidifier.

Pretty sure this guy is an engeneer.

Information being out there, and them having seen it aren’t the same thing. Who taught all the zoomers these things? Did you know that the reason most fast food besides McDonalds has Pepsi and not Coke is because at various times in history Pepsi would buy different fast food businesses, before making them exclusively Pepsi, and selling the brand?

That information is out there…but did you ever see it?

Or what about the myth that Coca Cola the soft drink DIDN’T originally contain cocaine, and also didn’t start off as what we think of as a soft drink. It started off as an unregulated medicine for indigestion, with extracts from the Coca plant. But at no time did a carbonated cola with cocaine ever get sold to the public.

That information is out there too.

A war on terror in the middle east? Wait, no, I’ve seen this one…

If anything, the last 8 years has made it worse! I’ve had this handle since 2001, and BIG HAT since 1997. But BIG HAT became increasingly harder and harder to get screen names of.

I would call them niave zoomers.

Niave means you haven’t been taught something. This is the world they were born into. They cannot understand a world without the internet, nor cell phones.

Stupid is when you’re taught something, and you cannot grasp it.

Very few young people seek out concepts they don’t understand, and even fewer seek out concepts they don’t know if it exists.

This was 10 years ago on the mint forums. My username would have probably been Lost-My-Mind unless the forum disallowed special characters. In which case it’s LostMyMind, and if that was taken when I signed up, it was LostMyMlnd (using a lowercase L instead of an i)

Ah, I see. So because YOU understand something, and know what you’re doing, and haven’t had anything fail on YOU, then it must be everybody ELSES fault, right? Meanwhile Linux has less than 5% of PC userbase, and that INCLUDES Chromebooks.

I don’t think it’s even fairly controversial to say that Windows over the last couple of versions have turned into an unmitigated privacy dumpster fire, and only looking to get worse, and MacOS is and always has been a walled garden which offers very little in the way of customization or individuality.

Yet despite all that, Linux only has about 4% marketshare, because nobody is able to use it. But hey, must be 95% of societys fault, and not the direct result of a confusing to use interface, right? And if YOUR bluetooth works fine, and doesn’t refuse to connect at random until you restart, that must be something I’m making up and doesn’t exist, right?

When I installed Mint my entire video screen was tinted blue. Bluetooth sometimes worked, sometimes didn’t. People yelled at me for having a Dell PC in support forums, and when I followed the advice of someone trying to help, he suggested to update all, and when I did the fans stopped working.

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