Would you kindly take this golf club.
Would you kindly take this golf club.
Spoiler warning
I never played it, but the second Jedi Survivor game has a fight against Vader, but not at your main character. You win in the fight, then the cutscene makes you lose. It’s played off as a “close loss”, but it’s disappointing when you can no-hit the boss and lose for story reasons.
As the founding fathers intended.
And that man will wear that name with pride for the rest of his life.
It gets really funny when you start seeing scientific notation with e to the nth power. You can even go past that and just display an error. It can take minutes for it to tally even at the highest speed. Super satisfying to listen to and watch happen.
That’s a thing for many of these comics. They usually incorporate some (often stereotypical) flavor to the characters, usually writing the text as though they were speaking English but with an accent from their native tongue.
Dogpile all the way.
As someone from the east side of the state, it definitely fits. Friends joke that I live in West Idaho.
Horse is pissed off you were late.
As a parent, sometimes it’s a hope, not a lie.
Where we’re going, we won’t need pants. Hospital gowns are very freeing.
I have a small laptop by the name of GPD WIN 2. It’s about the size of a Nintendo DS, touchscreen, keyboard, one USB-A and USB-C. Might suit your needs.
I get a TON of spam texts where they refer to me as “There”. “There, we tried delivering your package but ran into trouble. Click this link to resend the package or it will go back to the sender” etc etc.
I both love and hate that app because it has shown me how absolutely abysmal cellular speeds are at “peak” hours (which recently has expanded to most of the waking hours). Some days the test can’t even progress because the towers (I’m guessing) are so congested with other people trying to enjoy their lunch break. On the other hand, I love seeing the 5G-UW pop up on the phone and getting 2gb download speeds. I don’t see it often enough.
I don’t remember the show (or even if it was a show) but a guy went to the doctor to complain about his back pain. Doctor said that it might clear up in several thousand years. Confused, the patient asks for clarification. Basically, humans went bipedal too soon, and our spines weren’t made to be upright for so long at a time. The doctor’s analogy was that we “turned a clothesline into a flagpole”.
Some people get really offended when their sub or donation doesn’t get mentioned. I go so far as to re-sub when the streamer is offline to try and avoid it at all costs. Parasocial relationships are weird, man.
I do a little extra because I know my other coworkers fuckin’ won’t. I tell my new hires that you’re not working for the other shift but rather for when it’s your shift again.
What’s the little girl looking at?
Old game called “Altered Beast”. You could transform into a few different beasts. Classic side-scrolling game.