Mfer using Jesus like a Jojo Stand
Mfer using Jesus like a Jojo Stand
Oh God…I think I’m gonna be sick 🤢
Tall-er-big-as-an-ant
When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom
I’m in if it’s penis vore
Then it disappears and I say “Where House?”
How about I airdrop my balls into Bidens mouth
What do we do? I’m so scared 🥺
Ayo wtf?
Time to dust off the guillotines
I can’t fucking stand this guy, why does he keep getting roles. God damnit
But her birthday is next week!!!
My chair is sufficient thank you…until I game then they go on my bed…then back on my chair
What if they had 7?
Oh no I hope they don’t step on me
About to see mothman middle-aged, single, with a child buying cigarettes at the gas station in pajama bottoms
God damn, just rekt a whole ass state 😭
I did. I didn’t heavily imply it. Just that Microsoft didn’t help.
Oh so people were just always ignorant dick heads