I have not felt like eating at any point today, so I haven’t. But I ate lots yesterday? I will probably eat a bunch of random stuff later.
Carrots are root vegetables, so they can’t be expected to have any executive function. Leafy vegetables do a little better. Lettuce and cabbage are said to form “heads” because they have a little more intellectual fiber than other edible plants.
There’s a Dorian Gray joke in here somewhere, lol.
…an entire mouse, eh? Obviously this is the ur-text for those ads where someone sticks a smartphone in a blender and only the blender survives.