We think therefore we are

This might belong in no stupid questions but, what is the significance of Columbia? There seems to be no geographical consistency, it seems to be used accross several countries and languages. What’s the deal? Lol

Limp-wrist? So gay right? That’s where that term comes from, isnt it? So explain to me how, where someone likes to stick their dick has to do with their opinion of firearms?

My thought exactly. My issues spending top much time at a desk are with my back and everything she demonstrated for it’s versatility made a new pinched nerve in my back lol

Lol I love how innocent your comment is. In a thread of jokes and sarcasm you come in with the pure intention of informing. Cheers friend🍻

The most rage inducing part of this whole thing is the fucking font color the creator used. To them I say “Go to fucking hell you inbred fuck.”

But how will every software company bury all the spyware, bloatware, maleare into every fucking thing you buy if it doesn’t have 32TB of memory lol

Are you me?

I stay away from machines while tripping ever since I lost the tip of my coworkers finger.

Hahahaha I’m 36 and can’t stand jam bands lol

Edit: rest is spot on tho🍻

Hahahah I see what ya did there. I would have lost it last night if I read this while listening to the stars shine.

With all due respect you seem like a friendless cunt that everyone cringes at when you enter the room because you act like you can’t be bothered with any conversation that doesn’t involve a lone condescending atoadaso without any further contribution to the conversation because that would take effort. We’ll done! You have lived up to the asshole IT guy noone liked way before you became useful.

Whoa whoa whoa an operating system is not software depending who you ask lol. It’s the program that manages both your PC’s hardware and software resources. /s

I don’t trust it as far as I can throw it for things I am uninformed on and I do not think any of these AI models are going to change the world the way people are hoping. However, as a tool for saving time I think they’re great. Prompted properly of topics you are able to audit for accuracy and I’ll let them do all the tasks in the world lol. I’ll admit I felt guilty as fuck as soon as I saw you call me out on it lol but for how spot on you were I had to give you the credit and confirmation you were 100% accurate 🍻

They’re 0-12 for finding the weed cookies I take on vacation lol.

People need to chill the fuck out. We all know what we are getting with either candidate. This isnt the fuckin game of thrones where some forgotten character hidding in the old woods is guna wheel out and save the fucking day. If Biden loses to Trump the only people to blame are the ones who didn’t go out to vote. If Trump loses to Biden the only people to blame are the ones who didn’t go out and vote.

I don’t give a fuck what the crackpots are guna say after the loss. There will prolly be protests, riots, panick but this will be the fucking end of the road the the shit show.

No large mass is storming the capital again. No large protests will errupt into riots. The SCOTUS is set for the foreseeable future. Noone has the fuckiny overhead to cause a ruckus muchless miss work anymore. People are too fucking exausted paying out the dickhole just to afford the 300% pandemic price increases that are here to stay.

Our parents left us for the summer with the grandparents and yeah maybe it was our first time seeing 70’s porn bush and stash, smoking a backwoods, and sipping on some moonshine that mightve just been kerosene, those of us who survived will guaranteed never be the same but we still grew older, wiser and hopefully developed a sense of fuckin regret for everything that brought us to this point. It’s a huge country with huge flaws but it doesn’t mean we can’t still be friendly neighbors who wave to each other 6 times a year.

Well the mushrooms are kicking in so ima go and try to tell which fireflies are real and which ones are just reflecting off the pond water. No idea where I was going with this.

There is no such thing as too cold. There is only under dressed. At least that’s what the old fucks say. I like me a toasty summer but that doesn’t make it any less true thst its easier to get warm when your cold than it is to get cool when your too hot.

100% I’m not fuckin typing that all out lol.

Did you even read the fucking article 🤣

Except their profits need to also cover: Reinvestment in the Business: This includes spending on research and development, upgrading equipment, expanding operations, and improving infrastructure.

Debt Repayment: Reducing existing debt to strengthen the company’s financial position.

Dividends: Distributing a portion of profits to shareholders as dividends.

Share Buybacks: Purchasing the company’s own shares to reduce the number of outstanding shares and increase the value of remaining shares.

Employee Compensation: Providing bonuses, raises, benefits, and other non-salary incentives to employees.

Mergers and Acquisitions: Acquiring or merging with other companies to expand market reach and capabilities.

Savings and Reserves: Setting aside funds for future investments or as a buffer against economic downturns.

Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR): Investing in community projects, environmental sustainability, and other social initiatives.

Marketing and Advertising: Increasing brand awareness and market presence through marketing campaigns.

Technology Upgrades: Investing in new technologies to enhance efficiency and productivity.

To name a few.