• Fluid@aussie.zone
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    9 months ago

    Jandals? Chilly bin? You are confusing us with those across the pond mate. A capital offence I believe…

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      9 months ago

      Nah bro, she’s a distant relo. After her town got harassed by a bunch of Lazer kiwis from the South, she got on the blower saying she’s comin’ over and they need to summon some of Australia’s greatest warriors.

      I was chuffed, but she explained it wasn’t me and we had to get some Emu plumes. Once we have enough for her to summon a mob, she’ll disappear from here faster than Harold Holt.