Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square226fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down151
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1external-linkApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square226fedilink
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up228arrow-down3·10 months agoI thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
minus-squareM500@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·10 months agoI love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.
minus-squareJerkface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·10 months agoWhy don’t they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
minus-squareEnsign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·10 months agoWait until you hear about Grape Nuts.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·10 months agoAre those The Grapist’s testicles?
minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoI’m gonna tie you to the radiator!
minus-squareTechmaster@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoReally? I’ve never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.
minus-squarepoppy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoThey’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 months agoApple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Also, number two, behind. Heh.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoThat joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months agoI scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
minus-squareJarmer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoIs this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoGlad I wasn’t the only one.
minus-squareterminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoThe cereal is that good, I wasn’t doubting they were pulling that XD
minus-squareAgentGrimstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoI thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven’t heard in over 20 years has been killin it.
I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.
Why don’t they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts.
Are those The Grapist’s testicles?
I’m gonna tie you to the radiator!
This made me lol
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Really? I’ve never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.
They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.
Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Also, number two, behind. Heh.
That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.
I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
The cereal is that good, I wasn’t doubting they were pulling that XD
I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven’t heard in over 20 years has been killin it.