• SourWeasel@lemmy.today
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    11 months ago

    …they won’t be able to fix the tape even if they close the door when they leave.

    Jokes on you, I didn’t leave. I just re-tape the door before I hide under people’s bed.

    • FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      You’re about to be treated to a symphony of flatulence that one might compare to the sounds of repeatedly fisting a jar of mayonnaise.