I MISSED IT!?
No, they neglected to put the first part of the year, it’s happening in 2124.
It’s currently September 19th
Dude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
I also don’t want to go to work
Good news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.
HAPP EN
The miracle of prophecy is not related to the miracle of proper kerning.
The kerning looks okay - it’s the font that’s weird.
I’m glad it didn’t happen because I got to pet a cat while the world was supposed to be ending.
Imagine if what qualified to get raptured were believing in it. The world would be so much better without all those people!
I think the Rapture was going to be happy before it was to happen.
The rapture probably did happen but nobody on earth was worthy.
ah fuck i missed the rapture again. guys how was it?
Kind of boring actually.
There were 666 likes to this post. I ruined it by turning it to 667!
Do we need any more proof that the rapture is over and we missed it?
Shit, I missed it.
Shouldn’t have taken that nap.
I would get letters from my grandma - long, winding beseeching me to come to the Lord or whatever, with often a specific date predicted in the near future of the end times. I never kept them because I was embarrassed. She was lonely and mentally ill, and probably trying to manipulate people into visiting her, but she also believed the shit she was saying, even though it kept changing, IMO.
I think that’s a little bit of what is going on with these signs
I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.
If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷♂️
May you be toughed by thy Noodley appendage! - FIFY
According to their own book, no man will know the day or the hour IIRC. So anyone who says they know, at all, is by default wrong, and you can guarantee that it won’t happen at that time.
The
Jehovah’s Witnesses7th Day Adventists figured out that it was supposed to happen in 1844. According to The Baha’is, they were right but wrong at the same time.
Oh come on! I was gonna get a haircut today.
He’s got the wrong date.
To quote late musician Peter Steele:
April 2029, the final time The end my friends is not near, the hour in fact is quite here … It’s a Friday 13th of course you won’t live, to see noon. … Are you paranoid what’s on the asteroid has got your name tattooed on it? This stone’s called Apophis And it brings apocalypse.