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minus-squareSwingingTheLamp@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·30 days agoBut what if Thompson’s Penis a Sword?
The penis mightier than the sword
Actually audibly chuckled
But what if Thompson’s Penis a Sword?