• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    We could start the first war fought by dropping rich people from drones!

    No wait… dropping rich people on fire from drones. That’s better. We might run out of rich people, but they will run out of rich people first!

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      2 months ago

      We’d need a wide range of rich people munitions if we wanted to fight a war. Armor-piercing rich people, incendiary rich people, cluster rich people, high-explosive rich people. It’ll be quite the endeavor.

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        2 months ago

        Doritos are really flammable. I wonder if we just feed a rich guy Doritos if it will do the trick. But you’re right, that’s just one type. How can we make a rich guy more stiff? Stuff enough for armor piercing. This will take quite a bit of lead pills.