• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    This has a Ryan George (Pitch Meeting) written all over it

    News: here are STARTLING MORTALITY RATES that you definitely did NOT ask for while you wait for the weather that we definitely promise is coming! But first a word from our sponsor

    User: you’re right I really didn’t ask for th—

    Ad: “HI HELLO THERE I’m the pharma ad – THIS COULD (possibly) KILL YOU!”

    User: oh god why would I want that? –

    Ad: So you won’t be depressed ya silly goose!"

    User: [Gestures to “News”] these people give you… Money?..-

    News: Yeeah yeeah yeah yeah!

    News: enjoy watching it every break until you actually feel depressed! *ARE YOU SAD YET??

    User: when are you going to get to that segment that you keep teasing over and over which is very effectively keeping me in engaged on your platform?

    News: heyshutup HERE’S THE SAME AD AGAIN!