• theneverfox@pawb.social
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    2 months ago

    Pooh bear found out his missiles were fueled with water, and some of his launch silos never existed. He did a purge of the military and got real quiet about launching an invasion

    Now they’re showing their special forces threading lines of needles and riding electric skateboards.

    I’m not saying China wouldn’t invade Taiwan, but I really don’t think they’re going to in the near future