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      It’s legit not bad. I’m pretty sure I read green texts worse than this.

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          write me a 4chan greentext

          be me

          bottomless pit supervisor

          in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

          occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

          one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

          the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

          distress.jpg

          ask my boss what to do

          he says “just make it bottomless again”

          i say “how”

          he says “i don’t know, you’re the supervisor”

          rage.jpg

          quit my job

          become a regular pit supervisor

          first day on the job, go to the new hole

          its bottomless

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            That greentext has singlehandedly stopped me from fully hating AI, it still makes me crack a smile to this day.

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    As long as it’s a small amount of cheese, you can salvage the situation (having learned your lesson not to toast sandwiches in the toaster). Make sure the room is well-ventilated and you don’t do this directly under a smoke detector: turn the toaster on for a couple of seconds at a time so the cheese that’s stuck burns a bit, waiting until it stops smoking and then repeating so that it never catches fire or starts smoking out of control, until eventually the toaster can run without smoking.

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      Or ask your parent/legal guardian if you’re finally old enough to use the stove like a big kid.

      Gonna take like 30 minutes to melt the cheese on a decent grilled cheese with the method you describe. Just use a stove or hotplate like a normal human being.

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        That’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about salvaging a toaster that you’ve accidentally got cheese in and can’t use anymore.

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    Howdy-doodly-doo! I’m Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game. Anyone like any toast?

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    His pinch game wasnt strong enough. Find an owner with more respect for the delicate arts of lazy cooking