A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.

  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    13 days ago

    A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. Am I right, ladies?

    What’s the max size of bumper stickers again?