Fucking castles, duh
Trebuchets, which btw are far superior to catapults.
Winter
Beheading kings.
Magic of course.
None of you dumb fuckers has any idea what “medieval” means.
I’ve been to Medieval Times I know exactly what it means. Is say we bring back eating big drumsticks in public.
That’s not cool man…
They said medieval, that is way too late.
I dunno, that was invented to make beheadings more humane…let’s go back to an axe.
I just really like walking around eating giant turkey legs.
This has never been forbidden.
Syphilis
Trump already brought that one back.
Perpetual stew, good architecture, and no Twitter
Child labor.
Oh, wait…
Bring back duels!
Inns, especially if they’ve got an enormous pot of perpetual stew, and people are giving out quests.
There was perpetual stew?
Still is, according to legend
That sounds an awful lot like restaurants and jobs…
Yes, but tavern wenches are assumed to be included.
Those are just called lot lizards now.
I can’t believe I just got my CLP and no part of my study material told me or warned me about this term.
Inns like that existed during the enlightenment up through the invention of the railroad. In the medieval era you slept in a church or maybe someone’s home.
Inns existed in large cities during the medieval period.
Royal beheadings
As somebody who lives in a kingdom, yes! Fucking parasites!
Thailand? Or the UK?
Netherlands. Thailand and Morocco are even worse I guess. There, you’ll get punished harshly for beinig openly anti-monarchy. I feel sorry for those countries.
Thailand’s King is something else. Here’s a photo of him being picked up for his coronation.
I don’t know much about the Netherland’s laws other then you can loose or get your driver’s license restricted if you’re diagnosed with Autism