Tim Wilson, 44, won pre-selection for the Victorian seat of Goldstein this weekend, after being forced to spend the past two years without Government assistance. “I couldn’t do it. It turns out I’m totally dependent on the Government for my livelihood and sense of self,” Wilson admitted.
Me: “Not all apples are green.” Someone else: “Some apples are red.” You: “Hurrr durr, you’re being pedantic.”
Touch some grass.
You can choose to ignore the reality of the situation if you want my friend. I wish you the best of luck either way.