Hanging out with Shandling, Jean Shepard, and Woz sounds like a good time.

Unfortunately Garry is no longer available.

Ha. Courts can move fast when there are luxury vacations and RVs on the line.

Threatening a federal employee on the job already is a federal crime.

Merrick Garland’s DOJ might start looking into it in 2027 or so.

Threatening a federal official is already a federal crime.

But it’s Republicans doing it so the FBI doesn’t give a shit. Hell there are probably FBI members in the militia (zero doubt local law enforcement is involved).

Well I’m sure Merrick “Nap Time” Garland is going to get right on it.

Oh rest assured I’m not gonna read it.

Perhap$ he can be per$uaded

Nobody’s gonna mention that this is an F-16B cockpit and Ukraine got single-seater F-16MLUs?

Can’t even enjoy this any more, I’m like sandpaper atm.

We all know it’s going to be finished by Brandon Sanderson, the Computer Associates of moribund, out-of-control fantasy series.

Yeah I ain’t reading this shit any more.

On that Apple shit

Yeah it’s made explicit with dialog in the show that the Enterprise itself is Kirk’s primary obsession.

I’m sure Merrick Garland is going to give this full attention after his nap and country club applications.

“Appears”? What a cowardly bullshit headline.

If we are sending our most elite specialized people out to do these jobs and they don’t know that they are negatively buoyant in their gear, something (else) has gone very very wrong in SEAL country.

That organization needs some serious unfucking, probably associated with some downsizing, but the public regard for the reputation of the SEALs is such that it’s not gonna happen.

And it could have easily been so much worse.

The Illuminatus Trilogy is not a documentary y’all.

“Cop Killer” by Ice-T and Body Count is also acceptable entrance music.

To be fair, he was calling for more debates when he was running against Biden, who was … ineffective.

“Votes for Jesus go to the Republican.”

• Leslie Knope