Bless his noodly appendage
R’amen 🙏
HER noodly appendage, you heretic!
Haven’t your read the 95 Feces?
R’amen
I sacrifice C:\Windows\System32 to you, old noodly one! 🗑️ Bless me with the computing power to pwn my enemies in CS2, see them driven before me on Twitch, and hear the Lamentations of their simps.
Have faith, my child, and rm -rf /.
Bring back the pirates to reduce global warming! Correlation is causation! Ramen!
The popemobile has bulletproof glass. If the Goddamn POPE doesn’t believe, why should anyone else?
Not any more, actually. Francis rides in the open.
Which kind of makes sense if you think about it. The average pope dies in a few years anyway.
He did say something to that effect, yes.
He thought he had religion nailed, but now he’s screwed.
Screws genuinely are better fasteners than nails, though…
It depends on every need and environment
Doesn’t that depend on the application?
I can’t think of an application where a nail is better. Sure, sometimes a nail will do and there’s no need to use a screw, but that doesn’t make the nail better, just cheaper.
For framing a house a nail is absolutely better. As the house settles, wood shrinks, and the frame flexes in storms or quakes the nails allow the wood to move instead of causing things to warp and break.
TIL. Thank you, internet stranger.
TIL. I thought it was just about speed and cost.
Anywhere that you need greater shear or flexibility, nails are preferable.
Screws genuinely are better fasteners than nails, though…
Oh so this cartoon depicts a prophet who helped someone upgrade to a more meaningful object of worship.
Nails are cheaper, and can be faster to put it. That’s why they’re still a thing.
Edit: Maybe? Apparently their ability to slip a bit is also useful in construction.
I’m usually worshipping Rigatoni instead, spaghetti are just too basic for me. Sometimes also Fusilli.
I believe the pasta heaven is very much like the old Greek and Roman gods: more of a large family than just a single lonely individual.
I don’t need to. I KNOW the emperor of mankind will launch a glorious crusade to purge the Xenos and claim humanity’s birthright among the stars. Which means we need to triple our science funding yesterday if we’re going to have black hole cannons.
Your faith is lacking slag. The God Emperor of All Mankind is already here leading Mankind to glory over the xenos and has been for millennia. He has chosen to not reveal himself to us yet. Accelerating our approach to the age of strife is blasphemy. What if we build the black hole cannons too early and they’ve degraded too much when the Adeptus Mechanicus excavate them. Have faith in the God Emperor’s plan slag and rejoice in your duty.
(Warhammer 40k for anyone who’s going wtf)
So there’s this church… https://www.xenosisacult.com/
Huh, I was unaware of this church. I hope you realize that we were role playing characters from a table top board game gone super franchise titled Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000. As far as I’m aware, the Warhammer franchise is not associated in any way with the Columbus, Ohio Christian Xenos Church. That’s why I included terms like Adeptus Mechanics which is pulled directly from the franchise.
Oh yeah I know. It’s a humorous coincidence, at least to me. Warhammer seems pretty cool. I don’t have the bandwidth or storage space, money, or time to really get into it.
I did try eisenhorn unlimited. Couldn’t get into it.
Them men of iron are going to give us a bad time tho
Because what if the lasagna monster is the real one and really hates people worshipping the spaghetti monster and subjects anyone who worships it to eternal damnation?
I want to believe that this is probably the actual Flying Spaghetti Monstert that made this post on Lemmy.
Because it would be really funny.
I’m personally a devotee of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. May her holy hooves never be shod.
Is this AI?
It might be but the image is similar to other pastafarians depictions of the flying spaghetti monster.
Midjourney mostly creates scary looking ones with a simple input.
Bottom left looks like the ‘aliens’ from Devon Townsend’s March of the Poozers video
My Dalle results are pretty good too
Damn, the Lovecraftian monsters in this thread are going to haunt my nightmares.
I like to think of them as cookbook-accurate angels.
Or make you get into tentacle porn
But like, in a yummy way?
And here I thought the communion wafers SOMEHOW being the body of christ or something. At least pastafari get to cut out all that allegorical nonsense.
That last one looks surprisingly like some of the biblically accurate angels.
Is this AI? If so amazing, and j want to know the prompts.
As far as I know, it is not.
DALL.E take on a cute one <3
Holy cow I love this
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“Be not afraid!”
It says, it’s spaghetti endlessly writhing.
No idea, I found it on Mastodon and TinEye can’t trace it so probably.
Pretty sure that this is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
May have to ask a practicing Pastafarian to weigh in on whether this is a legitimate depiction of the noodlely goodness, or whether it’s like a white Jesus situation.
I know, I just meant that I cannot find any source for this specific image, which means it’s probably AI-generated.
edit: And no, by the way, the depiction isn’t completely accurate because the balls are missing. Here is an accurate depiction:
Ah, so you’re spreading blasphemy?
Damn iconoclasts!
No it’s an actual photo.
Big pasta is trying to suppress it.
he sees you when you’re sleeping. he knows when you’re awake
He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!
Ramen!
Time…that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god’s ego. Apologizing for my “transgressions” because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore…because that makes a lot of sense. It’s just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.
Then again, the first commandment