• frickineh@lemmy.world
    2·
    6 months ago

    I just don’t know why I keep clicking on the memes. I don’t know anything about Linux, I know I’m not gonna get it, but I keep opening them and being confused. It’s like when I try to understand the code in programmer humor like it’s suddenly gonna click. Or ich_iel. I don’t speak German. What was up with all the noodles? I still don’t know!

    I stg, 80% of my time on this site is just clicking stuff I know will confuse me but I can’t stop.

    • the_third@feddit.de
      3·
      6 months ago

      The noodle thing is because of a dude that posts heavily on ich iel and it’s called Instantnudel. Things took a turn from there. Apparently, he’s currently getting laid more often due to a fitting Tinder match and everybody’s missing their daily dose of noodly memes.

      Something like that.

  • idunnololz@lemmy.worldOP
    1·
    6 months ago

    I had a conversation with a friend last night and he was talking about something Linux related and I accidentally contributed to the conversation. I immediately thought “god dammit Lemmy”.

  • neidu2@feddit.nl
    1·
    6 months ago

    You WILL eat your vegetables. It’s good for you. One day you will install it and you will be grateful.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.worldOP
      1·
      6 months ago

      Look I use all 3 OSes almost daily. I just don’t like talking about them. They are just tools. No I don’t want to spend my weekend configuring a window manager. No I don’t want to talk about the latest OSX update. I just want to do stuff and the OS is just something I have to use sometimes to do that stuff.

        • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz
          1·
          6 months ago

          This response is perfect and I don’t know if it’s supposed to be a joke everyone is missing but me, or if it’s 100% serious and I read too much into it.

          There’s comedic genius in: “I hate talking about Linux, it’s just a tool” “In that case here’s a distro recommendation for you”

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
      1·
      6 months ago

      I once met someone back in school (eons ago) that was both a devout Born-again Christian and wildly enthusiastic Linux user. I once remarked that I personally witnessed him convert more people to Linux than Christianity.

      Stupid teenage me didn’t mean to come of as so savage, but judging by the look on his face, I think that broke him a little. :(

    • LostXOR@fedia.io
      1·
      6 months ago

      Commands are now called prayers and must end in “amen” or God will rm -rf your files.

          • rugburn@lemmynsfw.com
            1·
            6 months ago

            Mental illness, and, you know, the whole God thing aside, Terry Davis was one dedicated motherfucker. As crude as templeOS is, the shit he did to create it is pretty impressive.

            I’m too afraid to install it for fear of bursting into flames tho.

    • Crank_it@lemmy.world
      1·
      6 months ago

      Try Ubuntu. I switched to it from Windows. It worked on my laptop with no issues or needing to install (or learn how to install) any extra stuff